Swinging Jokes

I went to a swingers party last night.
I approached one beautiful woman and said, "Fancy a suck on this love?"
She said, "You're new to this aren't you?"
I said, "What makes you say that?"
She said, "You're dressed as Tarzan".
My neighbour said to me today:

"Dave, how come you have so many cars?"

"Well," I said "The wife and I have been doing a bit of swinging recently"

"Oh right" he said sheepishly "Do a lot of them stay over then?"

"No" I said "It's just that every time she pulls a set of keys out the hat, the owner fucks off"
I said to my wife, "We have been invited to a swingers party, what do you think?"

"I am well up for that, sounds great!" she replied.

"Great," I said. "I'll ring your Dad back now then and let him know we are coming."