Tampons Jokes

A woman in Boots sees a deal offering 5 boxes of Tampax for a pound.
She can't believe how good the deal is and asks the manager, "Is that price correct?"
"Sure is," says the manager, "It's a special offer, 5 boxes for a pound and there are no strings attached!"
Two sanitary pads were floating down a sewer drain, and were approaching two tampons. Before the pads and tampons reached each other, one pad said to the other,

"Should we say hi to those two tampons?"

The other pad responded, "Err... nah... they're stuck up cunts."