Toilet Jokes

"Please leave this toilet as you would expect to find it," said a sign on the back door of the gents at my office.

So I shat on the seat through a shower head and scribbled my mobile number on the wall, inviting people to call me for cock fun.

Then they sacked me. There really is no pleasing some people, is there?
I saw the most intelligent piece of graffiti ever today.

I was dropping a batch in a public toilet when I saw something written in very small writing at the bottom of the door. As I leaned over to see it closer it read....

"You are now shitting at a 45 degree angle"