Transvestite Jokes

A man is out walking in the hills when he sees a woman standing on the edge of a cliff. She is very upset and crying loudly.
"What are you doing up here?" says the man.
"I'm going to kill myself," replied the woman.
"Well, before you do, what about letting me fuck you in the ass?" said the man.
The woman proceeds to let him fuck her in the ass and it's the best one the guy can remember.
"Anyway, why do you want to kill yourself?" asks the man.
"Because my family have disowned me for dressing up as a woman."
When I was just a little girl,
I asked my mother: "What will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?"
Here's what she said to me:

"You're a boy, you daft cunt. Now get out of your sister's clothes and fuck off to school!"