I decided to let my mate set me up on a blind date. I was a little worried.
"What do I do if she's ugly?"
My mates says
"Don't worry. When you meet her, if you don't like what you see just shout Aaaaaarrrrggghhhh!!!! and fake an asthma attack."
So later that night I knocked on her door and when she came out she was the most beautiful and sexiest woman I'd ever met.

Then she suddenly shouts "Aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhh!!!!!!!" and starts rolling around on the floor.
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