Vagina Jokes

My girlfriend takes me by the hand and leads me down to the games room.

She gets on top of the snooker table and onto her hands and knees.

She's got on a skirt and I can see she's not wearing any knickers.

She says, "Pink or brown. Take your pick."

I said, "How the fuck can I play snooker when you're on the table?!"

Stupid cow.
A married couple are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the wife gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car.

She says, "Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?"

Her husband replies, "Put it between your legs to keep it warm."

She asks, "What about the smell?"

He says, "Hold its nose."
A bloke sees his ex-wife with her new lover and decides to wind him up so he shouts over "How's the second-hand pussy?"

Quick as a flash, her lover replies "Great! After the first three inches, it's like brand new."
A little boy comes home from school and asks his father what a cunt is.

Being a modern parent, the father asks his son to come upstairs to the bedroom, where they find the boy's mother taking a nap.

The father pulls off the mother's panties and says to his son, "See that furry thing there? Well, that's just lovely. The rest of her is a cunt."
What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "can I smell your pussy?"

The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "certainly not!"

"Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet then".
After years of wondering and wasted research money, I myself have finally come up with the conclusion as to why females exist...

They are life support systems for vaginas.