I had an argument with my wife while we were on holiday last week.

"You're going too fast!" she kept screaming, "Slow down."

In the end I turned the engine off, tapped on the steering wheel while taking a deep breath in and said, "Get out."

"What??" she panicked.

I said, "If you don't get out now, then I'll chuck you out myself."

"But we're in the middle of nowhere." she cried.

"I don't give a fuck," I said, throwing her out, "I'm meant to be enjoying this speed boat experience."
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