I've recently joined my local boxing club and the trainer there suggested that I tried skipping to get fitter.
After doing this for an hour, he handed me a rope and said, "Use this. You won't look as gay"
The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of Fight Club is don't let Audley Harrison in, unless it's ladies night.
Why does everyone hate Audley Harrison?
It's not as if he has ever hurt anyone.
Started shadow boxing...
Well, just punching black people.
I was going to tell a David Haye joke, but I just can't seem to type properly since I broke my toe.