Boxing Jokes

I've recently joined my local boxing club and the trainer there suggested that I tried skipping to get fitter.

After doing this for an hour, he handed me a rope and said, "Use this. You won't look as gay"
I love watching women's heavyweight boxing.
It's hilarious to see them fight back tears when the announcer tells everyone their weight.
So David Haye has blamed the defeat on a broken toe.

Probably dropped a hardcopy of "Arsene Wenger's book of excuses" on it
So here I am in the Internet Cafe with the biggest fucking nigger I've ever seen reading every word I ty

But it's alright it was only Audley Harrison