Metro Front Page:- "Cricket declares war on cheaters"
What a brave little insect, taking on all those big cats single-handedly...
Just bought a copy of International Cricket 2010 for my Xbox, but the disc is broken.
I'm looking for a Paki now, I've heard they're fucking good at fixing cricket games.
I've been watching the cricket for hours now,
but I've finally worked it out, it does it with its back legs.
England have become the number one cricketing team in the world. We sure showed those 8 other teams.
I can't believe that anybody thought that England could beat Ireland in cricket; haven't they seen the Magners advert?