Cricket Jokes

I've been watching the cricket for hours now,

but I've finally worked it out, it does it with its back legs.
The phone rings in the Australian Cricket Team's changing room.
"G'day. Could I speak to Ricky Ponting, please?"
"Aww, look, sorry mate, he's just gone out to bat."
"Oh, that's alright, mate. I'll hang on."
The death of Bobby Robson was never going to threaten the database latency. A thoroughly decent bloke, who has earned respect and affection over decades is not good material for this site.

What we thrive on is twats, ugly people, or people dumb enough to come a cropper in a nasty sledging incident.

So die Ricky Ponting, you Aussie bastard. You tick all the boxes.