Andrew Strauss decides to crack open a bottle of wine after the Test match and asks the MCG barman for a corkscrew. 'Certainly sir, we have three different ones, the "Watson", the "Katich" and the "Hughes" corkscrews." Strauss returns to the England team who quickly question why the bottle is still sealed. Strauss replies: 'They didn't have any decent openers...'"
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