Cycling Jokes

I'll put my hands up and admit it - I've been behaving like a self-righteous fucking cunt all day.

Or 'cycling' as it's more commonly known.
I was telling my mate how Bradley Wiggins winning the Tour de France has revolutionised my business.

"Do you sell bikes then?" he asked.

"No, joke sideburns."
Tour de France live on TV? I don't think so.

If I wanted to watch drug addicts riding a bike I'd download Pamela Andersons honeymoon videos...
We're really getting into the swing of this Tour de France thing now, for le grande depart, up here in Yorkshire. So much so that we've re-named some of the towns en route with their french translation.
Harrogate has become "Harroporte", Sheffield has become "Sheffdomaine" and Bradford is now "le Petit Pakistan".