The sickest football chants Britain has to offer:

Ohh, I wish it could be Hillsborough everydaaaaay, where the fans start swinging and the fence begins to swaaaaaay!
Ohh, I wish it could be hillsborough everydaaaaay,where they rob dead bodies and the fans refuse to paaaaaaay!

(Manchester United fans vs Liverpool, Hillsborough disaster)

Who's that lying on the ruuunway? Who's that lying in the snow? It's Matt Busby and the boys, making all the fucking noise, cause they couldn't get the aeroplane to go!
(Liverpool fans vs Manchester United, Munich air disaster)

Don't blame it on Ade! Don't blame it on the injuries, don't blame it on the referees. Blame it on Eboue!
(Arsenal fans mock their own player)

There's only one Davie Cooper, in his brain they found a tumour. What a wonderful way, to spend you day, watching Davie Cooper pass away.
(Aberdeen fans vs Rangers, Davie Cooper dies live on television)

Who's that lying by the seaside? Who's that lying by the shore? David Murray and his wife, cause he's paralysed for life! Oh, he won't be doing the bouncy anymore!
We've got Larsson, we've got Lubo! David Murray's shite at Judo!
(Celtic fans vs Rangers, sung at Rangers' chairman David Murray who has plastic legs)

Could you go a fucking sunbed Tommy Burns? Could you go a fucking sunbed Tommy Burns? Could you go a fucking sunbed, go a fucking sunbed, go a fucking sunbed Tommy Burns?
(Rangers fans vs Celtic, Tommy Burns died of skin cancer)

Could you go a chicken supper Bobby Sands? Could you go a chicken supper Bobby Sands? Could you go a chicken supper, you dirty fenian fucker! Could you go a chicken supper Bobby Sands?
(Rangers fans vs Celtic, Bobby Sands, Irish freedom fighter, went on a hunger strike)

Where's your Norrie gone? He left the heater on! Where's your Norrie gone? Left the heater on! ... Dodgy heater! Dodgy heater!
(Clyde fans vs Dunfermline, Dunfermline legend committed suicide by setting his house on fire)

IF YOU CAN THINK OF ANY MORE, ADD IT.

Blue is the colour,
football is the game,
poor old Matthew Harding,
he should have caught the train!
(Rich Chelsea fan who died in helicopter accident)

Adebayor! Adebayor!
His dad washes elephants,
And his mum is a whore!
(Derby fans)

What's that there coming out of your sock, is it an ankle? is it an ankle?
(everyone @ eduardo)

RVP
When the girl says no
Molest her
(to tune of that Craig David song, sung at Van Persie)

An M, a U, an N. An I, a C, an H
There was an air disaster in 1958!
They went to Red Star Belgrade and crashed the fucking plane
And when they play in Europe I hope they crash again!
(anybody to the Manc cunts)

It was the ice on runway made the aeroplane go down
The aeroplane go down, the aeroplane go down
It was the ice on the runway made the aeroplane go down
In the moooost delightful way!

Could you go and buy a stella Georgie Best
Could you go and buy a stella Georgie Best
Could you go and buy a stella, you're turning fucking yella
Go and buy a stella Georgie Best
(good riddance you cunt)

There's only one Bobby Charlton, one Bobby Charlton
With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile..Charlton is a fucking paedophile!

Did the farmers, did the farmers, did the farmers burn your wives?
Did the farmers burn your wives?

(To Derby fans or any Welsh team after the foot and mouth outbreak.)

Hillsborough:

who's that choking on their vomit
who's that turning fucking blue
it's a scouser and his mate
crushed behind the hillsboro gates
and they won't be singing munich anymore.

people screaming are you listening
fences rattling bodies clattering
oh what a wonderful sight
we're so happy tonight
walking in a hillsboro wonderland.

1 scouse 2 scouse 3 scouse 4 all got crushed on a sheffield floor
96 dead bastards was the final score
but we're still not happy? cos' we all wanted more

(All Usually sung by mancs to liverpool)

Sit down tumour boy! (Arsenal fans to Glenn Roeder)

There's only one Gary Glitter, He done McGeady up the shitter, Maloney too and Big Jock Knew, walking in a paedo wonderland
(rangers fans to celtic fans)

?Sol, Sol, wherever you may be
You?re on the verge of lunacy
And we don?t give a fuck if you?re hanging from a tree
You Judas cunt with HIV.?

Spurs fans to Sol Campbell. Some people got banned for singing this!

We had larsson, We had Blinker David Murray's shite at twister

We had Larsson, We had Moravcik David Murray's legs are plastic

(celtc fans to David Murray about his plastic legs)

We'll have a party when thatcher dies, We'll have a party when thatcher dies
Jelly and ice cream when thatcher dies, Jelly and ice cream whent thatcher dies
We'll do the huddle when thatcher dies, We'll do the huddle when thatcher dies
We'll do the bouncy when thatcher dies, We'll do the bouncy when thatcher dies

(celtic fans chant their hatred of maggie thatcher)
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