Motor Racing Jokes
Please note that women do not: "make the greatest drivers" as your advert suggests. For evidence of this in "real world terms" please see your nearest Formula 1 paddock, where you will note the only women allowed near the cars are in bikinis holding umbrellas, and that's only because they have previously agreed not to talk or touch anything.
Now it's called Formula 1.
He will have to get cancer then not shut the fuck up about it.
"Do you want a lift home?" he asks.
"No thanks, sweetheart. I'm in a bit of a hurry so I'll walk," she replies.
Sadly I'm talking about my computer keyboard.
Pretend you've won Formula 1 by placing your thumb over the end of the penis at the point of ejaculation.
The librarian replied, "Certainly sir, just wait there and I'll gift wrap it for you."