Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?
Find out after the break.
Just been watching the Masters snooker, and I've been trying to get to grips with the rules.
Is the white ball going round ethnically cleansing the table?
I've just went on a rampage down at the snooker club.
I shot 15 commie bastards and 15 coons. Then I shot a chink, a tree hugger, a paki, a Chelsea fan, a poof and then another nigger.
That's 15 reds, 15 blacks, a yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and a black for a maximum 147.
John Higgins has said if he is banned from snooker he would really miss it...
It's not yet known if he'd miss it on purpose.
As a mark of respect to the legendary snooker commentator Ted Lowe, who died today, there was a one minute round of applause before this afternoon's match.
Followed by a five hour silence.
Steve Davis (of snooker fame) pulls a delightful groupie after a tournament and ends up in his hotel room after several drinks...
Desperate to get on with shagging her idol, she strips off and gets on all fours presenting her arse in the air...
Our Steve, not a man to rush... drops his trousers and starts staring at the girls arse, moving from side to side and raising and lowering his head...
"Are you going to fuck me?" shouts the girl....
"Yes, but I don't know if I should go for the easy pink or the tight brown!!"
I'm not sure if they have changed the rules of snooker, but when I turned the Masters final on last night there were two yellows on the table.
I was watching the snooker earlier and Shaun Murphy was having a bit of trouble with the yellow.
Or Ding Junhui as the commentators called him.
Neil Robertson will beat Graham Dott 18 - 13.
John Higgins told me.
Just booked a table for me and the wife for Valentine's Day.
Hope the bitch knows how to play snooker. 21