Snooker Jokes

I've just went on a rampage down at the snooker club.
I shot 15 commie bastards and 15 coons. Then I shot a chink, a tree hugger, a paki, a Chelsea fan, a poof and then another nigger.
That's 15 reds, 15 blacks, a yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and a black for a maximum 147.
As a mark of respect to the legendary snooker commentator Ted Lowe, who died today, there was a one minute round of applause before this afternoon's match.

Followed by a five hour silence.
Steve Davis (of snooker fame) pulls a delightful groupie after a tournament and ends up in his hotel room after several drinks...

Desperate to get on with shagging her idol, she strips off and gets on all fours presenting her arse in the air...

Our Steve, not a man to rush... drops his trousers and starts staring at the girls arse, moving from side to side and raising and lowering his head...

"Are you going to fuck me?" shouts the girl....

"Yes, but I don't know if I should go for the easy pink or the tight brown!!"