Winter Olympics Jokes

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, sledge is heavy
There's vomit on his papakhi already, Mum's chanakhi
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
He's got qualms, and he keeps on regretting
That he's going down, at ninety one miles per hour
His thoughts turn sour, realises he's not in power
He's speeding now, velocity's exceeding now
The barriers hit, sled's up over, BLAOW!

You better LUGE yourself!
The parents of Nodar Kumaritashvili have said that nothing will make up for the tragic loss of their son.

Bet they won't be saying that when they receive their £500 cheque from "You've Been Framed".