Winter Olympics Jokes
I don't know why the athletes are surprised at the poor living conditions in Sochi.
You ban gays from your town and interior design is going to suffer.
British slider Amy Williams wins Olympic skeleton.
That's a bit shit, they usually get a gold medal for finishing first.
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, sledge is heavy
There's vomit on his papakhi already, Mum's chanakhi
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
He's got qualms, and he keeps on regretting
That he's going down, at ninety one miles per hour
His thoughts turn sour, realises he's not in power
He's speeding now, velocity's exceeding now
The barriers hit, sled's up over, BLAOW!
You better LUGE yourself!
Sponsoring the Georgian Winter Olympic Team since 2010.
Famous Last Words:
"OK, one more practice run, then I'm hitting the bar".
Dear Nodar Kumaritashvili,
Have you been injured in an accident at work that wasn't your fault?
I would like to congratulate everyone involved in the opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics for doing a fantastic job.
Especially the guy who managed to convince Vladimir Putin that he had found 2,000 male dancers and figure skaters who don't take it up the arse.
Headline: Amy Williams wins Skeleton
I'm all for celebrating victory but surely they should return Nodar Kumaritashvili's body to Georgia.
Congratulations to Lizzy Yarnold for winning Gold in the Winter Olympics.
The expert coaching provided by David Beckham on how to ride the skeleton was invaluable.
The parents of Nodar Kumaritashvili have said that nothing will make up for the tragic loss of their son.
Bet they won't be saying that when they receive their £500 cheque from "You've Been Framed". 10