Jokes under Wife
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I was shagging the wife last night and, after cumming for the second time, I rolled over. My wife was not impressed and said, "How about finishing me off now?" So I smothered her with my pillow. |
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My wife has always proclaimed that there is nothing more painful than childbirth. Clearly never trodden on a plug in the middle of the night then! |
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A couple of naked lesbians barged into the house today, and started wrestling with my wife while she was in the bath. I tried to help, but I could only knock one out. |
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Two guys in a health club, one is putting on lace knickers. "Since when do you wear womens pants?" "Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!" |
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My wife said to me, "I'm fed up with you being so lazy, pack your bags and leave." I said, "You pack them." |
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Joke submitted by suckplease, originally by Michael McIntyre in Sex and shit - Wife - Added: 5 months, 13 days ago
- Current Score: 1,159
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My wife said that she's going to leave me. But before she does, she is going to make sure that my bank balance is £0. That's nice of her, paying off my overdraft. |
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