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I was shagging the wife last night and, after cumming for the second time, I rolled over. My wife was not impressed and said, "How about finishing me off now?" So I smothered her with my pillow. |
 
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A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!"
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick! Bring me another beer! It's gonna start!" This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quickly! Another beer! It's gonna start any second [...] |
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A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is lying in bed reading. The man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache." His wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep." The man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep." |
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My wife has always proclaimed that there is nothing more painful than childbirth. Clearly never trodden on a plug in the middle of the night then! |
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A couple of naked lesbians barged into the house today, and started wrestling with my wife while she was in the bath. I tried to help, but I could only knock one out. |
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Two guys in a health club, one is putting on lace knickers. "Since when do you wear womens pants?" "Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!" |
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Me: What's that smell? Wife: I can't smell anything. Me: Neither can I, Get that fucking cooker on. |
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My wife said to me, "I'm fed up with you being so lazy, pack your bags and leave." I said, "You pack them." |
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Joke submitted by suckplease, originally by Michael McIntyre in Sex and shit - Wife - Added: 5 months, 13 days ago
- Current Score: 1,159
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My wife said that she's going to leave me. But before she does, she is going to make sure that my bank balance is £0. That's nice of her, paying off my overdraft. |
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My wife and her friend were having a conversation about how useless men are when my wife said, "They can't do two things at once." At this, I interrupted and said, "Actually I can!" "Give me an example," she replied. "Well, while I was fucking you last night, I was thinking about your friend." |
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