Jokes under Sex Change
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After a hard one night stand of fucking, a man is lying with a girl cuddled up in his arms. She starts gently stroking his cock and he asks her, "Are you still horny?" "No," she says, "I just really miss mine!" |
 
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Joke by funkyfrog in Sex and shit - Sex Change - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago
- Current Score: 321.6
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A man had just got out of hospital from a sex-change operation and (s)he was talking to the people (s)he knew before (s)he became a woman.
"Did it hurt?" "No, not really, only the last bit." "Was that when they cut it off?" "No, that didn't hurt, it was the last bit." "Was that when they put the silicone bags in your chest?" "No, it was just the last [...] |
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Joke by gonad in Sex and shit - Sex Change - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 259.2
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How can you tell when your girlfriend's on steroids? You can feel the hairs on her chest rubbing you on your back as she fucks your arse with her clitoris. |
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Joke by Guest in Sex and shit - Sex Change - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago
- Current Score: 138
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I had a sex change last night... I tried my left hand instead. |
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Joke by Guest in Sex and shit - Sex Change - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago
- Current Score: 80.2
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A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he's perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed.
"Son, there's been a bit of a mix-up," admits the surgeon. "I'm afraid there was an accident, and we were forced to perform a sex-change operation. You now have a vagina instead of a penis." "What?" gasps the patient. "You mean I'll never experience another erection?" "Oh, you might,&q [...] |
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Joke by mickle in Sex and shit - Sex Change - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago
- Current Score: 79
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Two surgeons are having a drink. One surgeon says to the other, "What do you specialise in?" The other surgeon says, "Appendixes. It's quite simple: a little snip here, a little snip there and Bob's your Uncle." He then says, "What do you specialise in?" The other surgeon says, "Sex changes. It's not quite the same but it's still simple: a little snip here, a little snip there and Bob's your Auntie." |
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Joke by embassyno1 in Sex and shit - Sex Change - Added: 11 months ago
- Current Score: 69.6
| I recently paid for a sex-change operation. I don't care what my wife says, she is going to have it! |
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Joke by sparkyjcs in Sex and shit - Sex Change - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
- Current Score: 26
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A bloke cops off with this stunning woman in a bar, and they head off back to her place for the night. After a long night of some of the best sex he's ever had, the bloke falls asleep. He wakes up the next morning to find the woman stroking his cock and smiling, he says 'did you like that then?' she says 'yeah, I was just admiring it... I used to have one just like it.' |
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Joke by tjn in Sex and shit - Sex Change - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago
- Current Score: 22
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I read about this bloke in the paper who had a sex change, but after it was done, he decided he wanted to change back! They of course refused him this, so he took his case all the way to the European court. Eventually, they said yes, but then he said he wanted to change back, again! Typical woman. |
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Joke by Houdini in Sex and shit - Sex Change - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
- Current Score: 20
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Whats the hardest part of a sex change? Telling him he'll lose the ability to drive. |
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Joke by ReigatePen in Sex and shit - Sex Change - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
- Current Score: 18
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