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Michael Jackson's girlfriend is said to be distraught. She was quoted as saying: "First my parents leave me in Portugal and now this." I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by lolmaster in In The News - Madeleine McCann (+ 2 more) - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 920.4


My Mum always hides bad news from me. I only just found out about the death of Princess Diana.

Oh well. Seeing Michael Jackson at the O2 tonight should cheer me up. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by gazzytee in Celebrities - Michael Jackson - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 813.6


Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson in one evening.

Database Latency too high... predictably. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by faggotsnpeas in In The News - Michael Jackson (+ 2 more) - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 711.4


Posting jokes about Michael Jackson, before his corpse has even cooled?

Shamone all of you! 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by 8 ace in Celebrities - Michael Jackson - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 248.8


So many Michael Jackson jokes around. There are so many immature arseholes - it is what he would have wanted. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by jdmg100 in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 1 more) - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 226.8


Madonna, what a pretentious bitch she is, running about adopting poor African kids,
Who the fuck died and made her queen of pop ?

Oh wait .......... 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Tom64 in Celebrities - Michael Jackson - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 173.4


An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar.

The English man turns to the Scot and says, "do you think the person reading this will really think this jokes not going to be about Michael Jackson?" 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by lee999 in Celebrities - Michael Jackson - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 171.2


In a recent interview, Tito Jackson said that Michaels strange behaviour was just the child inside of him trying get out.
Who knew that he ate them after he fucked them? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Gelly_69 in Illness and mortality - Cannibals (+ 1 more) - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 127.2


URGENT RSPCA ANNOUNCEMENT: Good home wanted for abandoned monkey. Very friendly and likes being wanked off with a white glove. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by slighty in Celebrities - Michael Jackson - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 110


What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Excuse me, you're in my son! 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ht in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 63.2



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