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Nothing worse than, after sex, looking down and seeing that limp used condom hanging off your dick...

Particularly when you weren't wearing one when you started.
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Joke by snert in Sex and shit - Condom - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 2165.8


What's the definition of pointless?

Selling condoms in Games Workshop. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Tinpotbob in Sex and shit - Condom - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 743


Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms?

So gays could have light-sabre fights. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by kerreh182 in Sex and shit - Condom - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 522


I like to use chocolate flavoured condoms as bait for fat girls. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ferret in Sex and shit - Condom - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 351.2


I bought some of these flavoured condoms the other day. Said to my wife, "Let's have a game - I put one on and you try to guess what favour it is."
She closed her eyes, went under the blanket and said, "Cheese and onion flavour."
I said, "For fuck's sake, give me time to put one on." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by pornstar in Sex and shit - Condom - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 347.6


Those ribbed condoms are the worst of all flavoured condoms - they taste nothing like ribs. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by savagebutchery in Sex and shit - Condom - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 346.4


Bought some of those luminous condoms the other day....
....the missus was pleased, her face lit up! 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Nimrod in Sex and shit - Condom - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 344.2


My dad first talked to me about sex when I was going to college. He said,
"Son, in college you're going to be surrounded by beautiful girls, so I got you some things from the chemist."
"Dad," I said, "I have condoms."
And he said, "you won't need condoms, I got you some anti-depressants." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by albinobob123 in Sex and shit - Condom - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 313.4


Why are women like condoms?

When I'm finished with them, they end up lying on the floor with a split head covered in semen.

Just kidding, I don't use condoms. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by fistheadx36 in Crime - Rape (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 weeks ago - Current Score: 303.8


I've just got the new marmite flavoured condom.

My girlfriend loves them, but my wife hates them.
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Joke by Baldlice in Sex and shit - Condom - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 294.2



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