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Glasgow airport bar have a drinks deal.

Two pints of lager, an Asian guy soaked in petrol and a box of matches.

It's called "Two Pints of Lager and a Paki to Crisp". 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by pornstar in Celebrities - Glasgow Airport - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 409.4


One of the Glasgow terror suspects has died from his injuries.

His condition has been described as satisfactory. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Retard in Celebrities - Glasgow Airport - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 374


Typical - the smoking ban comes into force and yet Muslims can still light up in airports. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Guest in Celebrities - Glasgow Airport - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 122.4


1 can of petrol - £20
2 Calor gas bottles - £42.50
1 Cherokee jeep - £2000
Watching two terrorists burn alive - Priceless 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Retard in Celebrities - Glasgow Airport - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 64.2


A blind rabbit bumps into a blind snake. They agree to guess what each other are by touch.

The snake says "You have a fluffy tail, big pointy ears and buck teeth - you must be a rabbit"

The rabbit replies "You've got dry scaly skin, no lips, no ears, no hair, you're eyebrows aren't there and you're hissing."

"Fuck me, you're that paki bomber from Glasgow airport!" 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by hangman in Celebrities - Glasgow Airport - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 59


Nurses reported the Cherokee Jeep's driver is now talking in his hospital bed saying things like "wee sleekit cowering timourous beastie" and "a mans a man for aw that".
Apparently this is normal behaviour for patients in the Serious Burns Unit. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by illsetaboutye in Celebrities - Glasgow Airport - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 54


Scottish Police today said a third Pakistani was seen going out at the rear of the terminal.

Police are pleased to report they got the cunt going again with some petrol and wood! 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by hangman in Celebrities - Glasgow Airport - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 46.4


Scottish police have named the two terrorist suspects arrested over the weekend as Sinj Mejhep and Maheed Onfaya I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Guest in Celebrities - Glasgow Airport - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 45.4


Strathclyde Police have named one of the Glasgow Airport terror suspects as: "Sinje Majeep" who was apparently celebrating the lesser known Muslim festival of Ramavan. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Guest in Celebrities - Glasgow Airport - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 45.4


What's the difference between a Glasgow airport bomber and a computer?

You don't piss yourself laughing when your computer fucks up, crashes, and bursts into flames. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Guest in Celebrities - Glasgow Airport - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 42



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