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A little girl goes into a barber's shop and stands next to the chair eating a cake.

"You'll get hair on your muffin." the barber tells the girl.

"Yes," she replies, "I'll get tits too!"
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Joke by chelsea_steve in Sex and shit - Pubes - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 302


A middle aged man and his wife live in a poor part of town and decide to rent out their second bedroom. They advertise and a beautiful young girl enquires about the room. The wife explains that, because it is such an old terraced house, there is no bath in the house so instead they use a big zinc bath in front of the fire in the living room.
The young girl says, "It would be nice to have a bath in front of the open fire at night, but what about your husband?"
The wife rep [...]

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Joke by pornstar in Sex and shit - Pubes - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 217.2


I read in my daughters' diary that she woke this morning and found her first pubic hair.
Thankfully, she doesn't suspect it's mine.
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Joke by bawbag in Sex and shit - Pubes - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 217


I told my girlfriend that sex might be more exciting if she got a Brazilian.

Now she's fucking a guy called José.
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Joke by storyteller in Sex and shit - Pubes - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 101


I'm really upset, I just found my first grey pubic hair!
It was between my teeth!
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Joke by appyhammer in Sex and shit - Pubes - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 95.2


One day little Johnny needed to use the bathroom really bad, so he rushed on in. At the same time his mom was getting out of the shower, and he looked down to see her hairy bush. Little Johnny pointed and asked "What is that?"
The mom thought for a second and replied "That's my ummmmm, black sponge." Johnny was satisfied with this answer, used the bathroom, and left.
The next day the mother was washing the dishes when little Johnny came running up to her, " [...]

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Joke by X-DEATH in Sex and shit - Pubes - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 82.2


My wife has a Brazilian bikini line.

A tangled sweaty rainforest.
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Joke by storyteller in Sex and shit - Pubes - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 38


Last night in town I pulled an amazing red-head - she was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen.

We got very into it and I whispered in her ear, "So... does the carpet match the drapes?"
She whispered back, "It's laminate - see for yourself."

So I slid my hand up her thigh and past her skirt... she had wood alright.
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Joke by back fat in Sex and shit - Pubes - Added: 2 weeks ago - Current Score: 32.4


Thinking about your grandparents having sex is a bit of a grey area... I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by DDJ in Sex and shit - Pubes - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 31


Whats the best way to get rid of unwanted pubic hair?

Spit it out.
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Joke by cooperman in Sex and shit - Pubes - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 23.8



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