Jokes under Michael Jackson
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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both leave little boys' bedrooms with empty sacks. |
 
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Joke by ht in In The News - Michael Jackson - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago
- Current Score: 911.6
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Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson in one evening. Database Latency too high... predictably. |
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Joke by faggotsnpeas in In The News - Michael Jackson (+ 2 more) - Added: 9 months ago
- Current Score: 711.4
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What with Lewis Hamilton winning the F1 world championship, Barack Obama being president of the USA, Will Smith being the world's highest paid actor and Tiger Woods being the world's best golfer, it has never been cooler to be black. Poor old Michael Jackson must be kicking himself. |
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Joke by CJ-Underhill in In The News - Michael Jackson - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
- Current Score: 661.8
| Remember that news footage a few years ago showing Michael Jackson dangling a young child from a hotel balcony? Odd, because he normally just tosses them off. |
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Joke by Ciabi in In The News - Michael Jackson - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago
- Current Score: 578.4
| How unlucky am I... Only went and swapped my Michael Jackson tickets for the Boyzone Reunion tickets... Fucks sake!!! |
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Joke by messdog in In The News - Michael Jackson - Added: 5 months ago
- Current Score: 539.2
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Apple have announced they are bringing out a new electronic gadget in honour of Michael Jackson. The iTouchchildren. |
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Joke by AngryInfidel in In The News - Michael Jackson - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
- Current Score: 480.2
| Anyone else notice that- 'The singer and dancer Michael Jackson' is an anagram of- 'Danger as he jams a cock in ten children'? |
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Joke submitted by ciarankav, originally by 'anagram finder'. in In The News - Michael Jackson - Added: 11 months ago
- Current Score: 427.8
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Michael Jackson, the Pope and a bunch of kids are on a plane. Suddenly the plane becomes out of control and is on course to crash. "Here, there are two parachutes," said the Pope. "What about the kids?" replied Jacko. "Fuck the kids," said the Pope. To this, Jacko said, "Have we got time?" |
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Joke by JossDude in In The News - Michael Jackson - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago
- Current Score: 408.8
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How do you know when it's bedtime in Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand. |
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Joke by JossDude in In The News - Michael Jackson - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago
- Current Score: 336.2
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Michael Jackson meets a young boy while walking around Neverland Ranch.
"Would you like to see some magic?" asks Michael. "Sure," says the lad. "Well, for this trick you need to turn around, drop your pants and bend over," says Michael. So the lad turns around, drops his pants and bends over. Michael stands behind him and asks, "Can you feel my finger going up your ass?" "I can," re [...] |
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Joke by the phantom phucker in In The News - Michael Jackson - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago
- Current Score: 327.6
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