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A survey was taken with the population of Wrexham. They were asked if Polish immigrants were a problem.

23% said, "Yes it's a serious problem."

77% said, "CZESK BARDZO MI MILUGDZIE DJEST TOALDTA." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Guest in Politics - Imigration (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1027


I've sent shockwaves through the cosmetics industry by inventing a strong, aggressive polish remover.

I've named it Hitler. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Severide in Celebrities - Adolf Hitler (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 weeks ago - Current Score: 471.8


A Polish immigrant went to apply for a driver's license. He sent off all the forms and all was fine but he was asked to take an eye test.

So off he goes and gets himself an appointment the same day, and sits down in the examining chair.

The optician showed him a card with the letters

'C Z W I N O S T A C Z'

"Can you read this?" the optician asked.

"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy.&quo [...]

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Joke by funkyfrog in Racism - Polish - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 371.2


A survey across England, asked the general public whether they preferred to be known as 'British' or 'English'.

The overwhelming majority answered, "Polish." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Mister Funny in Racism - Polish - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 314.6


I wonder if Germany will ever invade Poland again?

Or "Britain" as it's now known. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by cc1957 in Racism - Polish - Added: 1 month, 21 days ago - Current Score: 285.2


I was with the missus in Tesco and saw polish remover.
Couldn't help thinking, "Finally, a solution for those bastards next door." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by charlesda9 in Racism - Polish - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 254.6


I own a scaffolding company and recently bought a new 6ft pole to help me.

Hope he's better than that last useless Paki. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by jonny09 in Racism - Polish - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 249.2


A horse walks into a bar in London.

Barman says, "Dlaczego mr konia ponurej miny?"

And the horse says, "Fuck off back to Poland you cunt." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Hussar in Racism - Polish - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 233.6


A Polish man is chatting up a girl in a nightclub, "In my country, you would be a Princess" he says.

The girl turns to him and says "And in my country you work in McDonald’s, now fuck off." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by CB08 in Racism - Polish - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 229.8


How does an Englishman get his apples down?

He uses a Pole. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by TGS in Racism - Polish - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 173.6



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