Favourites - New Joke - Browse: All or By Category - Random Jokes - Recent Edits - Forum - Help - Buy The Book - RSS
Welcome, Guest - would you like to hide a heinous crime?
Would you like to log in , or create an account?
There are currently 839 guests and 151 users online.

Jokes under Child Abuse

Sort by: Lowest Scoring | Highest Scoring | Oldest | Newest

Next Page
What's the difference between Alton Towers and my penis?

There's no height restriction for a child to ride my penis. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by havinit.large in Sex and shit - Child Abuse - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 533.4


For a few months now I have been laughing at and posting sick jokes on this website. I believed that no target was too low; taboos were there to be broken. I thought that it was great spending my time laughing at victims, be them of rape, murder or abuse.

Last night something happened that has completely changed my perspective on things. My family found out that my father has been abusing and raping my 5 year old sister Katie. My poor mother woke up in the night and caught my Dad in [...]

 I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by spiritleader in Sex and shit - Child Abuse - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 480


I broke my G-string yesterday while fingering a minor.

To be fair, I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door. Never mind, I'll just have to buy new strings. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by MICK THE MAG in Sex and shit - Child Abuse - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 475.8


Was just about to sign up to the Facebook group "Feed a child with a click" until I realised how similar "cl" and "d" looked.

Thought it sounded too good to be true.

Just goes to show how careful you have to be with these online deals. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by MEINCORNWALL in Sex and shit - Child Abuse (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 460.8


What's the difference between a bunch of flowers and a bag of sweets?

A bunch of flowers won't get me laid. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by haveitlarge in Sex and shit - Child Abuse - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 452.8


Called Childline yesterday.

Unfortunately, they don't do deliveries. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by bleary in Sex and shit - Child Abuse - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 450


My wife gave birth to a baby boy last week.

I was pretty disappointed because I was hoping for a girl.

I mean, I'm not really into gay stuff. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by iyt69 in Sex and shit - Child Abuse - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 379.6


I saw a Childline ad the other day that said, "Sarah's uncle forces her to do things she's too young to understand".

Eh? It's not rocket science: You just give it a few tugs and white goo comes out. Kids these days really are thick, aren't they? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by bleary in Sex and shit - Child Abuse - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 365.2


I've run out of child porn movies to watch so I've resorted to watching the same one over and over again.

Still, it never gets old. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Karlstar in Sex and shit - Child Abuse (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 323.8


Old saying:

'If she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to breed'.

My motto:

'If she's old enough to speak, she might report you'. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by 8 ace in Sex and shit - Child Abuse - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 314



Next Page

BUY OUR SICKIPEDIA BOOK. Grab the UK edition from Amazon.co.uk.

Page load time: 0.55s (Startup: 0.12s, Controller: 0.02s, Template: 0.42s)
Sickipedia v3.1 - a cr3ative media ® project. © 2005 - 2010 Rob Manuel