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My wife's just like Heather Mills.

She only wears half the fucking shoes she buys. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ReigatePen in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 779.8


After her recent rant on GMTV, a psychologist said that Heather Mills is clearly unbalanced.

Sir Paul phoned in and said that a couple of beermats under her left leg does the trick. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by chelsea_steve in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 496


Why did Paul McCartney marry Heather Mills?

Because she went down on one knee. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by JossDude in Celebrities - Heather Mills (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 325


How do you annoy Heather Mills?

Nick Clegg. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by nathanjrb in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 4 months, 12 days ago - Current Score: 310.4


I see lots of suggestions on here about how to become a millionaire fast.

Surely the quickest way would be to start off as a billionaire and then marry Heather fucking Mills 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by geebee in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 285


Don't know why Heather Mills wanted all that money - she's only going to spend it on handbags and shoe. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by social hand grenade in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 280.8


Paul McCartney bought his wife a new artificial leg this Christmas but it wasn't her main present, it was just a stocking filler. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by JossDude in Celebrities - Heather Mills (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 272.8


Heather Mills isn't a complete bitch...
some bits are missing 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Marshallscopegift in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 218.8


What's the difference between Heather Mills and your car?

You don't burst out laughing whenever your car has a breakdown. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by TGS in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 215.8


An African gold miner loses a leg in a terrible mining accident.

"Dammit, Who's going to want a one-legged gold digger now?" he moans.

"You can damn well count me out!" shouts Paul McCartney. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by coathanger in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 189



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