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After her recent rant on GMTV, a psychologist said that Heather Mills is clearly unbalanced.

Sir Paul phoned in and said that a couple of beermats under her left leg does the trick. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by chelsea_steve in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 327.4


I see lots of suggestions on here about how to become a millionaire fast.

Surely the quickest way would be to start off as a billionaire and then marry Heather fucking Mills 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by geebee in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 282


Don't know why Heather Mills wanted all that money - she's only going to spend it on handbags and shoe. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by social hand grenade in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 274.8


Heather Mills isn't a complete bitch...
some bits are missing 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Marshallscopegift in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 215.4


What's the difference between Heather Mills and your car?

You don't burst out laughing whenever your car has a breakdown. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by TGS in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 212.6


Paul McCartney was giving a press conference after his divorce was complete. One of the journalists asked, "So, Paul, you've had a pretty bad experience with marriage recently - do you think you'll ever go down on one knee again?"
Paul said, "I don't think so, but I'd still prefer it if you called her Heather."
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Joke by Guest in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 188.8


An African gold miner loses a leg in a terrible mining accident.

"Dammit, Who's going to want a one-legged gold digger now?" he moans.

"You can damn well count me out!" shouts Paul McCartney. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by coathanger in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 171


My gran always gets me socks for my birthday and Christmas.

She says, "You can never have too many socks, my love".

You can if you're Heather Mills. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ReigatePen in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 170.2


What do you call a dog with one leg?

Heather. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by BruceWillis in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 161.8


Paul McCartney should consider himself lucky...

In olden times, most people who found themselves being robbed by someone with one leg would have had to walk the plank as well! 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Guest in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 155.2



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