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Has anyone else noticed that "Maddie" is an anagram of "I'm dead"? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Icegiant in Celebrities - Maddie - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 4426.8


What's the difference between Pope John Paul II and Madeleine McCann?

The Pope died a virgin. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by cr3 in Celebrities - Maddie - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1721.6


Gerry and Kate walk into a bar...

That's when I made my move! 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Craig.M in Celebrities - Maddie - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 1583.4


The McCann's revealed today that they have spent 1,000,000 quid in their search for Maddie.

I assume that includes the tenner they decided not to spend on a babysitter. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by bleary in Celebrities - Maddie - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 931.6


New car being launched in Portugal, space in the boot for a child. Its called the Renault McCann. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Monkeyman in Celebrities - Maddie - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 696.4


Did anyone else notice that Maddie went missing around the same time as Top Gear replaced the Stig? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by lolmaster in Celebrities - Maddie - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 682.6


As Mr McCann walked towards the restaurant with his wife, he took another sip of his Dr Pepper and wondered to himself, "What's the worst that could happen?" I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Dan_Danny_Daniels in In The News - Madeleine McCann (+ 2 more) - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 575.2


The strangest thing happened to me last night...

I put my dinner in the oven as normal, and I must have left it for about 20 minutes before going back to check on it.

To my surprise, when I opened the oven door, the whole thing had gone. Tray, food, everything - not a trace.

Last time I buy McCann's Oven Chips... 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by The Barren of Saturday in Celebrities - Maddie - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 500.4


What's pink and covered in cobwebs?

Madeleine McCann's bike. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by mess in Celebrities - Maddie - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 497.8


Kate McCann has said in an interview that Maddie was a real terror when she was two - always kicking, screaming and throwing tantrums in the middle of the supermarket.

She grew out of it though - it was only a midlife crisis. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by RobBWFC in Celebrities - Maddie - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 454.2



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