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I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!"

Kinky bitch. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by RossGreen88 in Crime - Rape (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 6163.8


What's the biggest cause of paedophilia in this country?

Sexy kids. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by sickfuck in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 4097.6


What do spinach and anal sex have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ht in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 4069.8


I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up.

She turned out to be an undercover detective.

How cool is that at her age?! 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by storyteller in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 3659.6


Dear Jonathan Ross,

I've just shagged your daughter. Who's laughing now?

Lots of love,

Gary Glitter x 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by muzzzzza in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 3381.6


I don't know what's happening in this country. You've got school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children. It's a nightmare - you don't know whether to carry sweets or money. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by mickle in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 2755.2


"I'm a 14-year-old girl looking for a 45-55 year old man for online webcam fun. Email me: operationlolita@metpolice.uk" I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Razza in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 2511.4


Paedophiles are fucking immature arseholes. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by CathalSherry in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 2393


My girlfriend said I've got the biggest cock she'd ever seen,

That's one of the benefits of going out with a 10 year old. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by issachunt in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 2119.8


Has it ever occurred to you that maybe you are a paedophile, but you just haven't met the right child yet? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by bleary in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 2104.6



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