Jokes under Pakistani
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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her & nicks her purse. |
 
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Joke by chelsea_steve in Racism - Pakistani - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago
- Current Score: 4661.2
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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society |
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The new barman in the pub is black, so I said to him, "Beer please, nigger." He hit the roof and said, "Why don't we swap places, let's see how you like it." So I went round the bar, he walked out then came back in and said, "Beer please, honkey." I said, "Sorry mate, we don't serve niggers in here." |
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With Britain becoming worse and worse by the day, I propose that we all seek asylum somewhere.
I suggest Pakistan: We could build a huge church in the middle of Islamabad that dominates the skyline, set up chippys and shops on every corner, assault the locals who dare to come into "our" part of town, set up specialist shops selling pork products and non-halal meat, protest to the government that the name "Ramadan" is offensive to our religion, and as [...] |
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Joke by AngryInfidel in Racism - Pakistani - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
- Current Score: 3469
| How come the movie 'White Men Can't Jump' isn't racist, yet, when I try to make a movie called 'Black Men Can't Get Jobs,' I get called a racist? |
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I got kicked off 'The Weakest Link' when Anne Robinson asked me, "Why have you chosen Asif"? Apparently, "Because he is a fucking Paki," is not a suitable answer. |
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Barclay's are apparently "Fluent in Finance." Well, that's fantastic. It's just a shame none of the fucking Indians that answer their phones are fluent in English. |
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There was a blackout in my street last night... Everyone had to stay indoors until the police shot the cunt! |
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What does the average Pakistani weigh? Sweets. |
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Has anyone else noticed that "ginger" is an anagram of "nigger"? Am I the only one who feels sorry for the letters? |
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Joke by Drunken Hobo in Racism - Pakistani - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago
- Current Score: 969.8
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