Jokes under Muslim
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| Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick!!! |
 
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian recommends the Qur'an. |
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Joke by antibagdave in Religion - Muslim - Added: 1 year ago
- Current Score: 2486.8
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Following my joke last week about the Holy Qur'an, and the large number of private messages from Muslim members of this site that followed it, I would like to make the following statement:
"Islam is a religion based on peace, love and respect, and this is the central message of the Qur'an. As such I offer a full apology for making the claim that it encourages suicide bombing and violence." OK, there - I said it. Now can you please stop sending me death threat [...] |
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Joke by antibagdave in Religion - Muslim - Added: 1 year ago
- Current Score: 1723.2
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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it fucking start?" |
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I just applied for planning permission for a new-build house. It was going to be 100ft tall and 400ft wide with nine turrets at various heights and windows all over the place. It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green. The council told me to fuck off. So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque. Building work starts on Monday. |
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Police are warning people to be on the lookout for Muslim suicide bombers over Christmas who are set to launch a wave of terror with a new 'Alphabet Bomb'. If one of those fuckers goes off, it could spell disaster. |
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Joke by MICK THE MAG in Religion - Muslim - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
- Current Score: 711.8
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My new Muslim Girlfriend keeps talking about a blow-job. I don’t know whether to get my cock out or to warn London transport.......... |
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Joke by Noddy-no-nose in Religion - Muslim - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
- Current Score: 630.8
| What is it about ninjas that Muslim men find so sexy? |
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Why don't Muslims drink alcohol? It might give the cunts a sense of humour. |
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What religion believes in the Big Bang? Islam of course. |
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Joke by Candyman305 in Religion - Muslim - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
- Current Score: 494.8
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