Jokes under Muslim
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| Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow, but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick! |
 
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian recommends the Qur'an. |
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Following my joke last week about the Holy Qur'an, and the large number of private messages from Muslim members of this site that followed it, I would like to make the following statement:
"Islam is a religion based on peace, love and respect, and this is the central message of the Qur'an. As such I offer a full apology for making the claim that it encourages suicide bombing and violence." OK, there - I said it. Now can you please stop sending me death threat [...] |
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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it fucking start?" |
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A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
The guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?" The customer says, "Female" The counter guy asks, "Black or white?" The customer says, "White" The counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?" The customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?" The counter guy says, " [...] |
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Joke by caliban in Religion - Muslim (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago
- Current Score: 1,084.2
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I just applied for planning permission for a new-build house. It was going to be 100ft tall and 400ft wide with nine turrets at various heights and windows all over the place. It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green. The council told me to fuck off. So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque. Building work starts on Monday. |
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Police are warning people to be on the lookout for Muslim suicide bombers over Christmas who are set to launch a wave of terror with a new 'Alphabet Bomb'. If one of those fuckers goes off, it could spell disaster. |
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Joke submitted by MICK THE MAG, originally by Tim Vine in Religion - Muslim - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago
- Current Score: 778
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My new Muslim Girlfriend keeps talking about a blow-job. I don’t know whether to get my cock out or to warn London transport.......... |
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| What is it about ninjas that Muslim men find so sexy? |
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Just a thought Do Muslims write OMA instead of OMG? |
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