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I was reading about Shannon Matthews' mum earlier today, that she's got 7 kids by 5 different fathers. Personally, I think that's fucking disgusting...

I mean, what man would want to shag her twice? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by DDJ in Celebrities - Karen Matthews - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 552.8


They say a picture is worth a thousand words. This is especially true for Karen Matthews: "fucking ugly" repeated 500 times. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Amedor in Celebrities - Karen Matthews - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 306.2


It's Father's day today.

That explains the massive traffic jam around Karen Matthews' house. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by bleary in Celebrities - Karen Matthews - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 248.2


I wouldn't say that Karen Matthews was ugly, but she does have to get her vibrator pissed. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Retard in Celebrities - Karen Matthews - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 240.4


Because of never having a job, Prison Governors discussed how to get the best use out of Karen Matthews during her stay in prison.

They've decided to use her to cure sex offenders. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by EdgarBriggs in Celebrities - Karen Matthews - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 229


As a rule of thumb every dog year is about the same as 7 human years.

Which explains why Karen Matthews looks so fucking awful at the age of 32.
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Joke by Guest in Celebrities - Karen Matthews - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 224.4


If you had to have sex with Karen Matthews to save your life……would you opt for burial or cremation? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Noddy-no-nose in Celebrities - Karen Matthews - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 207.2


Alan Carr has apologised for his Karen Matthews gag after he was slated by the press.

The silly cunt should have posted it here where it would have been appreciated. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Zombiejoker in Celebrities - Karen Matthews - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 184.2


I just saw that Karen Matthews has been sent down for 8 years and have to admit feeling rather sad for her. Even if she gets out for good behaviour after three years, she will probably miss the birth of Shannon's first two children. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by inspiredbyNO3L in Celebrities - Karen Matthews - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 177


I hear Karen Matthews is on suicide watch.

You have to feel sorry for the poor sod who has to look at her every 15 minutes. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by RevvyB in Celebrities - Karen Matthews - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 150.8



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