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My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.
We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by bobbydgg in Crime - Domestic Violence - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 5741.8


My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.

So I hit her over the head with my Xbox. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by craig__2k4 in Crime - Domestic Violence - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 2995


What do America's 300,000 battered women have in common?

They just wouldn't fucking listen. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by sick puppy in Crime - Domestic Violence - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1283


How many Jews died in the Holocaust?

What Holocaust? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Guest in Crime - Domestic Violence - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 755.2


If I had a penny for every time I've hit my wife, I could buy a bat, and hit the bitch even harder. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Gianni in Crime - Domestic Violence - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 627.2


Why do Jewish fathers have their sons circumcised?

They know Jewish women can't resist anything with 10% off. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Rexton in Crime - Domestic Violence - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 578.6


What's a Jew's ultimate dilemma?

Free pork. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Naive Amoeba in Crime - Domestic Violence - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 575.4


The wife caught me cheating yesterday.
Was a stupid and careless mistake.
She said she's never going to play Monopoly with me again. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Gash TL in Crime - Domestic Violence - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 547.2


Domestic Violence - because a man shouldn't have to repeat himself. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Mentalmonkey in Crime - Domestic Violence - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 517.2


Wife not listening?

There's a Slap for that. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by flowery twats in Crime - Domestic Violence (+ 2 more) - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 502.4



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