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Like most people my age,

I'm 27 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by albertgordon in TV - Adverts - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 3471.4


Does that meerkat understand that he's giving free publicity to ComparetheMarket.com? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by TKSnatch in Other - ??? General (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 weeks ago - Current Score: 1052.2


Hit me at 30 and there is an 80% chance I'll live.
Hit me at 40 and there is an 80% chance I'll die.

Hit me at 88mph and there's a 100% chance I'll GO BACK TO THE FUTURE! 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by SPAKMITTEN in TV - Adverts - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 609.6


Kevin wasn't killed by the car crash,
Kevin wasn't killed by his head hitting the airbag,
Kevin was killed by his internal organs being squashed against his ribs...

So he was killed by the car crash then? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by tokienol in TV - Adverts - Added: 3 weeks ago - Current Score: 593.2


The new Microsoft advert shows a man using the 'private browsing' function of Internet Explorer to order his wife jewellery...

Yes, I'm sure that's what we're all using it for. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by andyxxxx in TV - Adverts - Added: 5 days ago - Current Score: 570


Carlsberg don't do lager.

If they did, it probably wouldn't taste like the filthiest tramp's piss in the world. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by bleary in TV - Adverts - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 548.8


It was raining quite heavily on the M4 as I was catching up with the lorry in front of me.

Suddenly, The double brake lights powered by 24v with extra bright L.E.Ds dazzled me,

The Ferodo air powered vented disc brakes stopped the lorry a lot quicker than I could stop my mondeo .

As I crashed into the powder coated rear bumper made from 100mm x 150mm box section steel,
breaking my arm, 3 ribs and my pelvis I realised this was no ordinary Lorry . . < [...]

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Joke by famous amos in TV - Adverts - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 524.6


Wife not listening?

There's a Slap for that. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by flowery twats in Crime - Domestic Violence (+ 2 more) - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 501.4


LIDL's own brand shampoo....

Because you're worthless... 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke submitted by fistheadx36, originally by 'Frankie Boyle'. in TV - Adverts - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 480.4


Does anyone else think that the Gaviscon advert has a hidden message?

You know, two white firemen sliding down a blonde woman's throat and spraying white stuff... 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by donkeyjoker in TV - Adverts - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 358



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