Jokes under Weddings
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First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door. Funny sense of humour my plumber has. |
 
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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green Paint. |
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| Schizophrenia beats being alone. |
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I saw a sign yesterday that said, "Have you seen this man?" with a little picture of the criminal and a number to call. I was bored so I rung them up and said, "No, I haven't." |
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Joke by donkeyjoker in Events - Weddings - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 558.8
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My mate Sid was a victim of I.D. theft. He's just called S now. |
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You should never start a best man speach with ''I remember the first time i fucked the bride..'' everyone was looking at me with disgust. Still, happiest day of my life seeing my daughter get married. |
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| I work for the Samaritans. I tried to call in sick this morning but the fuckers talked me out of it. |
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Joke by leisuresuitlee in Events - Weddings - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago
- Current Score: 466.2
| I had a Ploughman's Lunch this afternoon... he wasn't very happy about it. |
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| Little Zuki has to walk 15 miles every day just to fetch water. Why the fuck doesn't she move? |
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My best friend came up to me yesterday and said, "This is a photo of me when I was younger." I replied, "Every photo is of when you were younger." |
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Joke by donkeyjoker in Events - Weddings - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 357.2
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