Jokes under Sex and shit > Foreplay
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I had to defrost the fridge last night before bed. Or foreplay, as she calls it. |
 
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Ovens are a lot like sex. Women want them preheated first, Men just shove it in and don't care. |
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At last I've managed to find my girlfriend's G-spot! Who would have thought her sister had it all the time? |
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A little boy and a little girl were playing. The little boy exposes himself, and pointing says" my daddy says I have one of these and you don't!". The little girl very upset by this runs crying into the house. A while later, very much settled and content, she comes out. She exposes herself and pointing says "I have one of these, and my mommy says when I get older if I am good, I can have all of those I want!". |
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by mickle in Sex and shit - Age (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 139.6
| Foreplay? Fuck that, I go direct gov. |
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They say that foreplay is an art. After two minutes I usually spill my paint. |
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Last night I pulled a girl and we shared a cab home. She started to stroking my leg and whispered to me, "Are you hard?" I said, "Yes, Very hard". She replied "Show me how hard you are..." So I punched her in the face and kicked her several times then threw her out of the taxi. |
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by shitabollockoff in Sex and shit - Foreplay - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 35.6
| KY Jelly; because foreplay is overrated. |
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IRISH FOREPLAY: "Brace yourself Maggie!" Black Foreplay: "Scream and I'll kill you Bitch!" JEWISH FOREPLAY: "How much will it cost?" CATHOLIC FOREPLAY: "Don't tell your Mummy, she won't believe you!" AUSTRIAN FOREPLAY: "Come to Pappa! AUSTRALIAN FOREPLAY: "If you go any faster i'll burn up" |
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by albertgordon in Sex and shit - Foreplay - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 32.2
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My girlfriend asked me why I don't like spending too much time with foreplay. I asked her to strongly reconsider renaming our son. |
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by slash912 in Sex and shit - Foreplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 29
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