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Ever noticed during international football matches, the score shows three letters to show which country is playing which, such as 'ENG 3-0 FRA' - I wonder if that's why I've never seen NIGeria play GERmany?... I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by DirtyCuntPJ in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 3,738.4


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My mate asked me if I saw the England goal.

Unfortunately I missed it, I was too busy refereeing the match. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by im too funny in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 3,382.2


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Dear Sickipedia,

I have 23 jokes and I can't understand why any of them haven't scored very well.

Fabio. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by FABIO CAPELLO in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 2,624.6


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Three Celtic fans walk into a bar... A priest, a poof and a paedophile... And that was just the first one. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by uddingstonbluenose in Sports - Football - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 2,497.4


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To all those women who watch the football and shout "pass it to Frank" or "bring Joe Cole on;" fuck off. You didn't see me at Sex And The City 2 shouting "fuck her up the arse." I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by lgcc in Sports - Football - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 2,171.2


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England v USA - Kick off 19:30.

USA will turn up at 19:41 and then claim victory. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by iamhere in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 2,168


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Tough game for Liverpool tomorrow.

Football. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Banksy in Sports - Football - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 2,156.6


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So the Germans have said that England's "goal" being disallowed is fine and acceptable as it was simply karma for the Russian Linesman Incident in '66. Well said Germany, and on a similar note I have opened a wonderfully legitimate new recreational shower chamber that 6 million of you should pop along to, free of charge, and discuss the ins and outs of your karma theory. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Skrogie in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,977.4


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Today I had sex with the Uruguayan linesman's wife, and then proceeded to have sex with his daughter right in front of his face. As if this wasn't bad enough I stole his car and then burnt down his house as well as all his possesions. To finish off I wrote to FIFA and had him sacked from his job.

You may see this as my actions were pretty harsh and unfair but don't worry, he can't see when I've crossed the line 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Jcl91 in Sports - Football - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,967.2


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I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."
"Fine," I said, "I want to die when West Brom win the premier league."
"You crafty cunt!" said the fairy. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by lunchy bunsworth in Sports - Football - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,894.2



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