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My penis is so polite, it stands up so girls have a place to sit down. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Sasquatch72 in Sex and shit - Sexual Favours - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 1,219.8


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I got sacked from the local old peoples home today, for having sexual relations with the pensioners.

I couldn't really care. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by sick.fucker in Other - Work (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 440.4


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I know some people that like to make their arm numb before they wank, because it "Makes it feel like a woman is doing it."

They're right. I just tried it - it was shit. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by N3RU in Sex and shit - Sexual Favours (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 152


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X-Factor insiders were furious when they heard about Tulisa's blow job video.

The judges' audition videos are supposed to be private. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Dog Botherer in TV - Talent Shows (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago - Current Score: 139.2


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I feel quite lucky in that my wife is always doing me sexual favours.

My favourite one is when she fucks off out to bingo on a friday so Tracey from next door can come round. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by waverleyhero in Sex and shit - Sexual Favours - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 78.6


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Some girl in my university's library was going around shouting:

"SEXUAL FAVOURS FOR ANYONE WHO DOES MY SOCIOLOGY ESSAY"

So i decided that seemed fair and asked her what the paper was specifically about.

Shes says "the accomplishments and growth of feminism". 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by sgs in Sex and shit - Sexual Favours - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 48.4


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"My boobs are too small for titty fucking"

Sounds more like a challenge to me than a fact. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by hairychod in Sex and shit - Breasts (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 31.4


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It's great having sex with older women.

You can have a shag and a tit wank at the same time. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Sexual Favours - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 25.2


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How many times does 27 go into 18?

As many times as she lets me. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Helmetrox in Sex and shit - Sexual Favours - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 25


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Statistically 10 out of 10 women will ignore me in the pub later tonight I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by warlock_151 in Sex and shit - Sexual Favours - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 23.8



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