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Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn't wearing her seatbelt. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by caliban in Celebrities - Princess Diana - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,443


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I went out with a girl last week, she told me she wanted to be 'treated like a Princess'

So I put her in the back of a Mercedes and drove it into a wall. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by captain slow in Celebrities - Princess Diana - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,426


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Cheer up Prince Charles! They only vandalised your car with a bit of white paint.

It's not like they deliberately chased your car into a tunnel during the night and murdered you. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by eggs1990 in Celebrities - Princess Diana - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,019


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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

A Mercedes will easily reach 40. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by coathanger in Celebrities - Princess Diana - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 944.4


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I've just added Princess Diana as a friend on the Xbox.

I don't think she has any games for it though, because she's always on the dashboard. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ryzie in Celebrities - Princess Diana - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 937.6


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What's the difference between Sickipedia and Princess Diana?

People actually care when Sickipedia crashes 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by charlieeee in Celebrities - Princess Diana - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 706.4


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What's the Queen getting Fergie for Christmas?

A black Mercedes and a trip to Paris. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by coathanger in Celebrities - Princess Diana - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 693.4


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What would Princess Diana be doing now if she was still alive?

Scratching the fuck out of her coffin lid. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by coathanger in Celebrities - Princess Diana - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 633.4


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Do you remember where you were when you heard the tragic news that Princess Diana had died?

I certainly do. It was the best day of my life.

I'm a florist. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Boogaloo in Celebrities - Princess Diana - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 575.4


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So Will and Kate drove off in his dad's Aston Martin. I wonder why he didn't use his mother's car? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by bananaaaron in Celebrities - Princess Diana (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 409.6



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