Jokes under Other > Superstitions
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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab. |
 
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submitted by reallyfunnyman, originally by Bo Burnham in Illness and mortality - Cancer (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 4,190.8
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You think seven years is bad for breaking a mirror? Try breaking a condom. |
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*Food hits floor* Little Germs: 'Let's get it!' King Germ: 'No, we must wait 5 seconds!' |
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| Statistically, 13 out of 13 triskaidekaphobics will be scared of this joke. |
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by Unassigned in Illness and mortality - Phobias (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 955.4
| Astrology: because millions of planets and stars have spent billions of years lining themselves up just to let her know that she'll "meet someone with nice eyes today." |
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by Jimmythetwat in Other - Sarcasm (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 644.8
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The other night I was expecting an important phone call, so I slept with my mobile under the pillow. When I woke up, it was gone and there was just a shiny new fifty pence piece where I'd left it. Damn that blue-tooth fairy! |
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by Fles in Other - Communication (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 436.6
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It is a little known fact that the Bermuda Triangle used to be called the Bermuda Rectangle. Until one side mysteriously disappeared. |
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Easiest job in the world - Muslim psychic "I'm getting an 'M'...... Does the name 'Mohammed' mean anything to anyone in the room?" |
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"There is superstitious....... writing on the wall..." No Stevie, that's just the wood chip mate. |
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My mate asked me if I believed in reincarnation. I said, "Absolutely. Ever since my wife died I feel like I've been born again." |
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