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My girlfriend said that I'm too immature for her.

I said "If I'm immature, how come I've got an Arsfor?"

She said "What's an Arsfor?"

"Shitting." I said, and giggled for 20 minutes. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by woollard in Sex and shit - Girlfriend (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,824.2


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I was having a row with my girlfriend last night and she accused me of being childish.

What does she know? She's just a stinky poo face. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by MetalDrummer in Sex and shit - Girlfriend (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,425.8


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The wife was having a go at me. "Life's just one big joke to you, isn't it."

"I don't know what you mean. Sit down, luv, and let's talk about it."

That's when I pulled her chair away. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by nobscratcher in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,032.2


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The iPhone is useless to an immature person like myself.

I type "5318008" into the calculator and turn it upside down, but the screen rights itself. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Biscuit777 in Other - Childish - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 679


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My girlfriend's so fucking childish.

She comes in the bathroom when I'm in the bath and sinks my boats. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by MrkHallett in Sex and shit - Girlfriend (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 584.2


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My son fell asleep at a recent house party we had, so I decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a cock on his face.

My wife went mental when she picked him up to breast feed him. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by pedroflaps in Other - Childish - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 577.2


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I was explaining to my wife how sometimes I feel really high and then really low.

She said, "Dave, get off the fucking swing." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by stallion sd in Other - Childish - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 524


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Got arrested at Heathrow last week.
Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call "shotgun" before boarding a plane. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Jwaffles in Other - Childish - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 496.4


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My wife claims that I treat one of our kids unfairly.

"Which one?" I replied, "James Junior, or the girl one?" 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by 7billion in Other - Children (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 464


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Like a lot of people, I spend about 10 unnecessary minutes in the shower.

About 9 of them are spent giggling at the surface runoff at the end of my penis which makes it look like I'm taking a piss. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Shower (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 420.8



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