Jokes under Sex and shit > Frigid
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I had to defrost the fridge last night before bed. Or foreplay, as she calls it. |
 
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I was having sex with my wife and stopped and asked, "Did I hurt you?" "No. Why do you think you hurt me?" "Because you moved." |
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The marriage counsellor asked me what was my wife's biggest failing. "She finds it difficult to open up" I said. "Can you give me a specific example?" "Usually her legs." |
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The wife calls my cock 'money in the bank' When I take it out, she's got no interest. |
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| I'm not saying my ex was frigid, but to put it in computer terms, I would call her a "pop-up blocker" |
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| My wife is so frigid her cunt is vegetarian |
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My favourite sexual position.... are you joking, if i was using any sexual positions lately i wouldn't be wasting my time at 12pm on sickipedia trying to think up witty jokes.... ......and Wanking ! But not at the same time ! |
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Joke
by vanman69 in Sex and shit - Embarassing (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 12.6
| Say what you like about frigid bitches, they just don't give a fuck. |
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What's the diffence between my wife and our dog? You have to command the dog to 'play dead'. The wife automatically does it when she hears stairs creaking. |
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| Celibacy. An excuse for ugly people. |
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