Jokes under Illness and mortality > Cannibalism
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I read in the paper that there are up to 100,000 battered women in the UK each year. And all this time I've been eating them raw. |
 
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by GIZZARD in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,132.2
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My wife made a shit curry last night. Personally I prefer chicken. |
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Did you hear about the cannibalistic lion who couldn't apologise to his family? In the end, he just swallowed his pride. |
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by Woody101 in Illness and mortality - Cannibalism - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 80.2
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What's the difference between a baby and a Mars Bar? About 500 calories. |
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by schlong69 in Sex and shit - Baby (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 53.4
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At a recent job interview the interviewer tried to throw a bit of a curve ball by asking me
"So Ann, can you tell me if you were an animal what would it be?" I thought for a moment and said "hmm, probably a Gerbil" "aha" said the man smiling "I bet that's because like a Gerbil can store food, you can store information and use it when applicable?" "No" I replied "It's [...] |
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by born2run in Illness and mortality - Cannibalism - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 50.6
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As a cannibal I try to eat as many gays and retards as possible. Helps me get my 5 fruits and vegtables a day |
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by zion in Illness and mortality - Cannibalism - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 39.2
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Last night at a Japanese restaurant, I was shocked to see my wife try whale meat. It's the first time I've witnessed cannibalism. |
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by Mr Stu Pidtwat in Illness and mortality - Obesity (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 36.6
| "You are what you eat" should only apply to cannibals. |
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My gran was a sweet old thing. A bit chewy in places though. |
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by Torres2110 in Illness and mortality - Cannibalism - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 25.8
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On holiday in the deepest Amazon jungle my wife was amazed when I told her I was taking her to an all you can eat buffet. The cannibals, on the other hand, thanked me for the best feast they'd had in years. |
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by Twintowers in Illness and mortality - Cannibalism - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 25.2
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