Jokes under Sports > Weightlifting
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My local gym have an offer on at the moment. Pay for a one-to-one with a fitness instructor and get a free protein drink. Well I'm not falling for that one again. |
 
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Gently pull back the material covering your desire,
Slowly plunge your fingers inside the pink flesh Start to rub up and down, gradually building speed Softly place your tongue in the tight gap, Carefully lick the full length of the orifice and use your teeth to gently tease it loose, Lovingly enter your penis and thrust backwards and forwards until the juices start to flow, Pull out quickly and empty your load on the soft supple skin above the cavity. < [...] |
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by possiblepervert in Sex and shit - Oral Sex (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 56.8
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Just did 100 pull ups today This new belt is shit! |
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My brother asked me if I could give him a lift to the gym and back today. Well done Pete. You really have nailed the concept of going to the gym right on the fucking head. |
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How is a six-pack like an iPhone? If someone has one, you can be sure they're going to show you it. |
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by Colonel_Catchphrase in Sports - Weightlifting - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 12.2
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I asked my mate what he thought of my wife. "Well, to be honest", he said, "she's ugly as fuck". I don't think she'll ever invite him for tea again. |
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What's a weights bench and a gaming chair got in common? Both are used by large, desperate, antisocial cunts with freakishly strong wrists. |
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by fistheadx36 in Other - Video Games (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 6.6
| I was in the gym earlier when I saw a huge guy lifting 450 pounds on the bench press. I figured he must be on steroids, so I said to him 'can you get me some? I'm very much in need.' Next thing I know I'm in bed with his mates sister and thinking that I should have been a bit clearer |
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| Surely its an unfair advantage for dwarfs in the common wealth games weightlifting |
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I recently broke up with my gym membership card... It wasn't working out. |
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