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Jokes under Celebrities > Jordan/Katie Price

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Selling Bourbon Biscuits for 49p a pack?

That's ASDA Price.

Selling Plastic Fire Trucks

That's Fisher Price

Selling pathetic rape claim stories to the Sun?

That's Katie Price. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by furiousg in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 3,918.8


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MSN News: Alex Reid claims he tells Jordan he loves her "50 million times a day."
That would mean you tell her every 0.001728 seconds then, Alex, you retarded, spotlight-grabbing, fame-seeking man-whore. And, by the way, Jordan is a dirty fucking slag.
Love Peter
P.S. Come and pick your fucking spade up - he's drinking out of the toilet again. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by bwfc123 in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,547.6


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I have just seen Peter Andre at the seaside. He was just sitting on his own, building sandcastles...
Mind you, he still looked happy doing it without his bucket and spade there. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by jonny fartpants in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,298


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There's one thing Katie Price hasn't fucked that we'd love to see her do.

Off. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Nikeyg in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,128


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Katie Price has been quoted as saying: "My death might be a Diana moment"

Yeah, we all wish it had happened in 1997 too. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Aga in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 934.8


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So Alex Reid is a celebrity because he fucked Jordan?

We are going to need a bigger house... 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Meerkat33 in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 904.8


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On a scale of Jordan to Jewish, how tight are you? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Greeno in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 903.6


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Executives for I'm A Celebrity have said viewing figures have dropped by over 2 million since Katie Price left the jungle.

That's because her ex-boyfriends have stopped watching. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by smegmah in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 896


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ITV has announced that Katie Price will become the first person ever to appear in I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here twice and all over the country the sound of no one giving a shit has broken out. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by fluvial in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 855.4


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Homeless and out of work, Peter Andre goes for a job interview working down a coal mine.
"So Mr Andre, why do you think you're the right man for this job?" asks the interviewer.
"Well, I've been working with slag for the best part of four years now, mate," he replies. "And also I know how to handle a spade." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by SIME in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 844.2



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