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Knock knock.......

Knock knock.......

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock....

Hurry up Whitney, I need a shit.
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Joke by fannyfoghorn in Other - Knock Knock (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 1,093.2


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Whitney Houston to star in her new film. The Bodybag. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Fiddlestix in Celebrities - Whitney Houston - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 846.8


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Whitney Houston died just hours after being asked to be a judge on the next season of X-Factor.

Personally I think she made the right decision.
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Joke by lokeyslave in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 649


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'It's not right, but it's okay'

...sings Whitney Houston's coroner as he slowly unbuckles his belt.
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Joke by nerz in Celebrities - Whitney Houston - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 439


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One Dies, Millions Cry. Millions Die, No One Cries.

The difference between Whitney's death and the wank I just had.
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Joke by JackTheRippa in Celebrities - Whitney Houston - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 365.6


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What's the difference between a Diva and a diver?

Only one of them can breathe underwater.
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Joke by turdburgler in Celebrities - Whitney Houston - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 300.6


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Heath Ledger, Amy Winehouse, Whitney Houston... Every time you go to the cinema or buy an album, you are basically directly funding their coke habits...

That's why I download everything... Just trying to save lives here - some would call me a hero!
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Joke by Madjohn69 in Celebrities - Amy Winehouse (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago - Current Score: 261


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Whitney Houston's funeral is being streamed live on the Internet.

I think I'll watch it on my Blackbury.
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Joke by 8 ace in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago - Current Score: 246.8


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1963 : Whitney Houston
2012 : Whitney Houstoff

1958 : Michael Jackson
2009 : Michael J..

Actually, I don't like this game.
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Joke by Diamante in Celebrities - Whitney Houston - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 242.8


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I've decided to call my cock 'Whitney'.

Because it goes stiff in the bath.
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Joke by city hobgoblin in Celebrities - Whitney Houston - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 223.4



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