Jokes under Celebrities > Jimmy Savile
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I've got my Halloween costume sorted. I'll scare the little bastards to death this year when they come round our house trick or treating. A great idea keeping that Jimmy Savile fancy dress outfit. |
 
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| If Jimmy Savile had shagged as many girls as the media claim, the UK would have more blondes than fucking Sweden! |
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Another victim of Jimmy Savile has come forward today, she claims he was with her during his secret china tour. Apparently "too young" was just a name. |
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| The police considered it was necessary to obtain a semen sample from Jimmy Savile to assist with their investegations. It was decided therefore to exhume the corpse with a view to giving it a wank. With repeated attempts having proved unsucessful, volunteers were enlisted from the local primary. |
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| I have just been watching a load of Public Information films from the 70's and 80's on Youtube. They were warning about dangerous places for kids to be, like Building sites, electricity pylons, frozen lakes and busy roads. But they omitted to mention the most dangerous place for kids to be at that time. Jimmy Savile's dressing room! |
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| I used to do Jimmy Saville impersonations.I never got famous but I did get 8 years and a register to sign. |
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| In Dyslexia News ........Fred Astaire has been released and awarded a lifetimes achievement award for services to rodgering Gingers! |
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In 1985 i was roller skating with jimmy saville when we both fell over together and he landed on top of me smiling ! He said "ooh it makes me feel like a 12 year old all over again!" "fucking hell jimmy" I said "you can't leave it alone for 10 minutes!" |
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| I understand the BBC are now recruiting from the guests on the Jeremy Kyle Show as their integrity, professionalism and moral standards are so much higher than those they usually look for. |
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| Theres a new Channel 4 quiz for Radio 1 DJ's. It's called Feel or No Feel? |
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