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Police believe Jimmy Savile is currently part of an underground paedophile ring. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by lungsoutclothing in Celebrities - Jimmy Savile - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 115.8


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As I was flipping between the channels today, I noticed a common theme. The main headline on Sky News was: "Savile abuses kids on BBC premises". The main headline on ITN News was: "Savile gropes underage women live on BBC television".

Whilst the BBC ran with: "Look at what's going on Syria! Look! Over that way!" 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by TheAncient in Celebrities - Jimmy Savile - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 102.8




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What's the difference between Eden Hazard and Jimmy Savile?
One beats ball boys, the other one beats boys' balls. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by JoaoCastro in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 months, 28 days ago - Current Score: 99.6


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How are Jimmy Savile and mobile phone batteries alike?

We charge them after they're dead. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unfuckgiver in Celebrities - Jimmy Savile - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 96


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It was reported this week that many of those who were abused by Jimmy Savile have turned to alcohol abuse in the years since.

The BBC are looking to commission a new show to support this group of victims.

Gin'll Fix It 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by the_brain in Illness and mortality - Alcohol And Drugs (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 week ago - Current Score: 94.8


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Jimmy Savile fucked me when I was a kid, but I get the last laugh, because I grew up to be a necrophiliac. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by archamedes in Celebrities - Jimmy Savile - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 93.2


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Jimmy Savile is accused of 416 attacks, 34 rapes, with victims aged 8 to 47 and there were 7 chances to stop this pervert.

He may have been a sick cunt, but he has helped me with my numbers for tonight's Lottery. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by sicko123456 in Celebrities - Jimmy Savile - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 93


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You've got to hand it to Jimmy Savile.

After he was turned down for the priesthood he went it alone. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by welsh_151 in Celebrities - Jimmy Savile - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 91.2


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Susan Boyle has returned her Jim'll Fix it badge out of total disgust at the way she was treated by him after appearing in his show.

He never laid a hand on her. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by tony 66 in Celebrities - Jimmy Savile - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 89.8


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That Jimmy Savile was a right wanker. I got into an argument with him a couple of years ago and all he could come back with was, 'I shagged your Mum.'

Impossible. My Mum hasn't been to London or Leeds since she was about twelve. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by 8 ace in Crime - Child Abuse (+ 1 more) - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 89.8



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