Jokes under Sex and shit > MILF
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I was cracking one off over PornHub the other day and all of a sudden my Mum walks in. Not the best way to find out she's a porn star. |
 
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by Holminator in Sex and shit - Pornography (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 894.4
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I got in a fight with this guy last night and he said to me, "Yeah? Well I fucked your mum!" I've never really understood that as an insult. My mum's 68...he was about 22. Sounds to me like a pretty good result for mum. |
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submitted by ferret, originally by Frankie Boyle in Sex and shit - MILF - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 564
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I heard some of my son's friends call my wife a MILF I found out this means mothers I'd like to fuck. So when I heard my teenage daughter's friends say your dad's FILF, I got a right stiffy. Turns out they found my porn collection. |
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Stealing my friend's phone and switching the numbers for his mother and his girlfriend was a great idea. It became my best idea when he sent his mother a picture of his own dick. |
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I don't know what disturbs me more about my attraction towards my girlfriend's mother. The fact that she's 51 or the fact that she's also my mother. |
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| All my mates think its really funny to wind me up by calling my mum a MILF, however I have the last laugh, as I'm the only one who's fucked her. |
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by max the storyteller in Sex and shit - MILF - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 256.8
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I've just found out that my mate is adopted. I'm just as angry as he is; all those jokes I made about his mum, wasted! |
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I was chatting to an older woman last night. I said, "You look like you could use a knight in shining armour." "Ooh," she quivered, "am I a damsel in distress that you've come to rescue?" she asked. "No," I replied, "you need to be slain, you fucking dragon." |
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I was getting sick and tired of my mates referring to my sister as a MILF. So I killed her baby. |
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by Mattfuckingpickles in Sex and shit - MILF - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 184.8
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A little kid shouted MILF at my Wife yesterday. It reminded me that for just £2.00 per month you can save a child's eyesight. |
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