Jokes under Crime > Child Abuse
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Ultimate phone prank: 1. Call the ChildLine number and say 'I've just dialed 1471 and this number came up, who is this?' 2. Operator replies 'you're through to ChildLine.' 3. You shout 'TERRY YOU LITTLE CUNT, NOT AGAIN....COME HERE YOU LITTLE BASTARD''. Before hanging up the phone. |
 
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I've been teaching my daughter about masturbation today and she's been asking loads of questions... Like, "When do I get to use my own hand?" |
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by Unassigned in Crime - Child Abuse (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,524.8
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I broke my G-string yesterday while fingering a minor. To be fair, I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door. Never mind, I'll just have to buy new strings. |
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Those kids at the NSPCC think they've had to suffer in silence? I stubbed my toe in a library once. |
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by Mattfuckingpickles in Crime - Child Abuse - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,053.2
| Anyone who ends their joke with :-) is obviously too young to be on sickipedia, and deserves my cock in their :-o |
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My mate said, "I like your car." I said, "It's not very practical now we've got a baby." He said, "How about I buy it off you." I said, "Yeah go on then. Three grand?" He said, "You've got yourself a deal." I said, "Nice one... you're going to make a brilliant dad." |
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As I was walking through my local park, I saw a bloke touching up a little girl with one hand and wanking with his other. I was furious. I raced over and kicked the fuck out of him and told him to piss off. As he ran off, I shouted after him, "this is my patch, get your own fucking girls!" |
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What's the difference between Alton Towers and my penis? There's no height restriction for a child to ride my penis. |
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| If you ask me, people who harm children should be strangled at birth. |
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I phoned a child abuse line the other day. The kid at the other end of the line told me to fuck off. |
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