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| The BNP has announced it will be taking over all call centres that have a British interest, they have already recorded the opening message.... "You are through to the United Kingdom. Please press 1 if you speak English... or 2 to be disconnected until you can..." |    |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Call Centres - Tagged disconnected , 2 , 1 , united kingdom , call - Current Score: 98 - Added: 5 months, 12 days ago
| The only thing more disgusting than two girls one cup, is the fact that it gave me an erection. | |
Joke by Thornado, in Sex and shit > 2 girls 1 cup - Tagged parents , 2 , birth control , girls , 1 , cup , 2 girls 1 cup - Current Score: 9 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| 6 truths of life 1.you cannot touch all your teeth with your tonuge 2.all idiots, after reading the first truth, try it 3.the first truth is a lie 4.your smiling now because your an idiot 5.how about you get off sickipedia AND DO SOME FUCKING WORK 6.you've still got a stupid grin on your face | |
Joke by b3tard, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged 1 , grin , truth , b3tard - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 year ago
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