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| Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape. |    |
Joke by Nangleberry Keen, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged gang rape , statistics , 9 , 10 , rape , stats - Current Score: 4984 - Added: 10 months ago
| A Moe girl goes to Centrelink to register for child benefit. "How many children?" asks the assessor. "10," replies the Moe girl. "10?" says the council worker. "What are their names?" "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne." "Doesn't that get confusing?" "Nah," says the Moe girl. "Its great, because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout, 'WAYNE, YA DINNER'S READY' or 'WAYNE, GO TO BED NOW' and they all do it." "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker. "That's easy," says the Moe girl, "I just use their surnames." | |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > Australians - Tagged aussie , moe , wayne , surnames , 10 , kids , centrelink - Current Score: 302 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Gary Glitter is going straight to rehab... ...to get treatment for his ten-year-old crack habit. | |
Joke by el cid, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged glitter , crack , 10 , rehab - Current Score: 26 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Africans finished in 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th AND 5th place in the Olympic Marathon. Seems like having to walk 10 miles a day to get water does have its advantages.... | |
Joke by laba, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged africa , africans , olympics , beijing , 2008 , marathon , 10 , miles , black - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 week ago
| I don't see why everyone is so up tight about the announcement of the Zimbabwe election results, personally i was quite impressed. I never knew they could count past 10. | |
Joke by bluedishwasher, in Celebrity and news events > Zimbabwe - Tagged count , nigger , dumb , 10 - Current Score: 4 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago
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